Buying stuff online makes me puke
Age 35, Male
In your ceiling
Joined on 8/21/06
Posted by jamesb1995 - December 11th, 2008
I can't tell you where this story begins, or when, its too dangerous..
but i can tell you what day of the week it is, it was a tuesday...
I was walking down the strret on that very tuesday, little did i know, the next days would change my life forever.
It all started when i arrived in bedford, it was a quaint town, some would even call it a tight community, i called it boring. i mean, there was no arcade, no theater and NO kids. The worst was the fact that i had to live in some old house "its a nice house, a lot of history" my mom said, yeah right.
When we got nside i nearly puked, it smelled like something died, unfourtunately something did.
"the poor raccon!" my mom exclaimed, me, I just stood there, i read online that dead raccons were an omen of doom,
that night i heard the noises, my mom said it was just the house settling, i wasn't so sure. the second night i had to find out what the heck was going on, so i decided the attic would be a good guess the attic was like an attic you would see in a movie, mothballs everywhere, dim lightbulb, etc. the only thing that stood out from anything was an old mirror, as i looked into it i felt as though my very lifeforce was being sucked out, when i awoke, it was dark....
it took me awhile to figure out where i was, i was in a room, more of a cell actually, it had no doors, a window, and a chair. Thats when he appeared. "hello, mortal.." he said in a terrifying tone, "if you wish to be free you have only to answer this, what are you?" "what am i?" i said, dumbfounded "well... im a human" "I KNOW THAT!" he bellowed "I MEAN, WHERE DO YOU COME FROM? WHAT DO YOU WANT? THINGS LIKE THAT!" "oh....." i said, terrified "well, im from planet earth of the milky way, i would like to travel around my planet, and know what you are.." "that is not important... goodbye..."
when i woke up my mom said i'd been in a coma for a week, the doctor said i'd be fine, my mom didn't accept that. "why did this happen? will it happen again? are you sure?" she questioned. as i write this i hope that nobody else suffers the same thing that i did, im still looking over my shoulder in case someone or, something is following me...
THE END
"no actual raccoons were harmed in the making of this story"
Posted by jamesb1995 - December 7th, 2008
so, i was on the art forum and i came aross this, woah, right?
Posted by jamesb1995 - November 4th, 2008
I've noticed an uproar of news posts today concerning the election; here's a pic
Lolwhat?
Posted by jamesb1995 - November 1st, 2008
No, i havn't fixed my computer yet, but i moved my flash version over to the laptop! so i can continue to bring happiness to newgrounds, and HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Posted by jamesb1995 - October 21st, 2008
well, its official, my computer crashed, im using a laptop right now, but all my flash in progress, GONE! im fixing the problem now, but ts my mothers fault, she is CRAZY with downloads T_T
i leave you with this:
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Posted by jamesb1995 - September 29th, 2008
i decided to edit a poster for a story including you 2 hope you like it!!!
By popular demand:
ITS NOT MINE I EDITED IT!
Posted by jamesb1995 - September 23rd, 2008
hey, i got my new movies posted, fun with lines!!, and stick - battle. hope you guys vote 5!
Posted by jamesb1995 - August 17th, 2008
lately on newgrounds ive been impressed. the awesome series has satisfied my taste buds. and it also inspired me to make my own movie. well thats about it for today.